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I'm Kim. I'm 21. I work at a chocolate store. I love food, Tina Fey, Star Wars, and Spider-man. And I bitch a lot. But I'm fun. Even though I drink too much, probably.

Butterflies in my tummy. I think i’m gonna get a bad deal on this car.

I’m buying a car today.

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Ben Wyatt is literally perfect sigh I love this show so much.

Agreed

SERIOUSLY I NEED A ROOMMATE

My craigslist ad. →

I’ll be amazed if anything other then sex offers come out of this. This is serious.

First response: How about sex on the sofa?

GO. AWAY.

21 F Seeks Roommate:

Must enjoy taco bell, Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, and whiskey. Must read. Must enjoy spending entire days on the couch watching whole seasons of shows. Must love food. Must not hate bulldogs. Must contribute to xbox video game collection.

Must be chill as fuck, bro. Must not mind roommate being up late surfing the internets. Preferably has a job. Must not mind piles of laundry in roommates room.

Must buy me a bulldog.

So, who wants to live with me?

Keep me entertained.

So far tonight I’ve set up an appointment to buy a car
Researched Financial Aid
Applied for some benefits since I have 90 cents in my account until February 2nd.
Looked at houses.
Applied for new jobs.
Watched way too many consecutive episodes of Teen Mom.

please, please….entertain me

This is me hating my life