May 2013
May 20th
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May 6th
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April 2013
Apr 26th
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i’m sorry but the best.feeling in the world is when you’re physically ill and you reach that point where you start to feel better, it’s like the worlds way of saying hey you’re not about to die
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 21st
4/20 is an annual ritual that tells everyone one thing: people who do/don’t smoke and feel the need to let everyone know are annoying
Apr 20th
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Apr 20th
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIMMY!
thank you! you’re sweet!
Apr 18th
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happy birthday to me, bitches
Apr 18th
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Apr 18th
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i’m $1300 in the hole, i got mugged yesterday, my dog will not stop shitting today, i haven’t bought myself food in over a month, and the cherry on top is im. scheduled, to work a double on my birthday. so is life.
Apr 18th
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Liz i’m glad me and you can fret about our age together, old lady. happy birthday!
Apr 16th
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my 23rd birthday is in two days why
Apr 16th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 11th
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How roommates work
“oh you’re paying 700 dollars you barely have to save all of our asses from getting evicted? why don’t you also pay our bills, we don’t wanna.” ………….just signed over my entire check to my landlord despite the fact that I haven’t paid my phone bill in two months OR bought groceries, work clothes, etc. and yet….I’m supposed...
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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Being poor and ultimately stressed out & exhausted has led me to losing 10lbs. Even though all I eat is pizza.
Apr 10th
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Apr 4th
Apr 4th
Put two people in my ask and I'll tell you which...
Apr 3rd
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Apr 3rd
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Fuck my stupid fucking roommates, i’m moving out in 5 months
Apr 1st
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Apr 1st
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March 2013
Anonymous asked: So anybody answering the door when you delivering those pizzas with they cock and ballz all hangin out for ya? Word!
Mar 29th
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Mar 29th
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I miss my family, I miss living on the coast, I miss day trips with my sister. I’m stuck between wanting to move and not wanting to give into these types of feelings because if I go back I will not live with my parents, I will have my own life, I will not give up any of the things I’ve worked for. I like being independent and being my own person and I just want to be able to do the...
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elizabitchtaylor: Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.
Mar 26th
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Crying so hard. season 5 of mad men should just be referred to as “the season shit got real”
Mar 26th
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Mar 26th
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Mar 24th
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giantspacefetus: my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
Mar 23rd
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