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I'm a very simple person. I would spend my entire life in a bubble bath if I could. I love to bake and cook but junk food rules my life. I drink too much coffee. I watch the Star Wars trilogy at least once a month. I'm that guy on instagram that posts pictures of food and my dog. I don't like being in pictures. I'm an asshole. I drink whiskey and I probably don't agree with most of your opinions. I believe that a sense of humor will save your miserable pathetic life.
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I'm a very simple person. I would spend my entire life in a bubble bath if I could. I love to bake and cook but junk food rules my life. I drink too much coffee. I watch the Star Wars trilogy at least once a month. I'm that guy on instagram that posts pictures of food and my dog. I don't like being in pictures. I'm an asshole. I drink whiskey and I probably don't agree with most of your opinions. I believe that a sense of humor will save your miserable pathetic life.
happy birthday to me, bitches
1 month ago
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i’m $1300 in the hole, i got mugged yesterday, my dog will not stop shitting today, i haven’t bought myself food in over a month, and the cherry on top is im. scheduled, to work a double on my birthday. so is life.
1 month ago
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my 23rd birthday is in two days why
1 month ago
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4/20 is an annual ritual that tells everyone one thing: people who do/don’t smoke and feel the need to let everyone know are annoying
1 month ago
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Liz i’m glad me and you can fret about our age together, old lady. happy birthday!
1 month ago
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