Must enjoy taco bell, Tina Fey, Amy Pohler, and whiskey. Must read. Must enjoy spending entire days on the couch watching whole seasons of shows. Must love food. Must not hate bulldogs. Must contribute to xbox video game collection.
Must be chill as fuck, bro. Must not mind roommate being up late surfing the internets. Preferably has a job. Must not mind piles of laundry in roommates room.
Must buy me a bulldog.